Friday, 25 April 2008

Nappy Crime

Fwah hah hah haa. I am the great J, creator of the most fearsome nappy leak that the world has ever known. Marvel at the spread, the skilled arching of the back to allow the escape and the colour - a rather fetching yellow-green - a bit like Kryptonite for Daddies. Wonder at the wobbling and pulsating of the nappy as I am rushed to the changing mat.

The nappy change segued into an emergency bath when Mummy realised just what had gone on. I only narrowly avoided an unscheduled shampoo but my baby skills are finely honed so Mummy managed to get my vest off without further problems. I also discovered that I can still pee higher than my head.

Don't I look innocent.

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